Press Pause LESSON THREE The Weaver Bird

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SHORT READ (1,000 words only AND free!)

Achtung Maggots: CovidSurvivalCoach

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WE ARE ALL WEAVING THE FUTURE PLANET
This Weaver Bird has woken up and she is hoping all the birds – seeders and feeders are busy getting to know themselves better and keeping an eye out on neighbours in need. This Weaver Bird is paying attention and thinking how she can continue to self-isolate and continue to maintain social distance and not go off her rocker!!! A challenge that comes second nature to introverts but is very challenging for the extrovert. Some of us forget to eat, some forget to move. How bad? We can stretch for 5 minutes 3 times a day! So this Weaver Bird wants you to know that while things are strange, even scary, remember, this is a time of a great world shift in energy. It happened in the 1960s after the Mad Men time of the 1950s. But this is not a movie. This is not the Truman Show or Eternal Spotless of Whatever Mind. This is not a book. We are not made of paper neither are we made of plastic. We have to clean up our act. Regardless of how this VIRUS started, in China the professionals have succeeded in flattening their curve. Look at the worlds’ POSITIVE results in the charts and remind yourself how quickly the majority of people can recover from what is in effect a FLU. China stopped taking all the rubbish of the world, so they have in effect lead us to this challenge – regardless of what you think politically, montetarily or otherwise. So where is all the trash going in the States? Listen to a 5-minute report on this on NPR . But this Weaver Bird would say, Buy less crap, Eat less crap. Consume less crap. Refine your life. Dine. Drink wine. Drink water. Drink whatever. Drink less. Declutter. Minimise. Use less space indoors and more space outdoors. Motivate. Hibernate. Infiltrate. CONNECT WITH OTHERS by whatever means you have. But limit talk. Think more. Blah Blah Blah. We all know the truth about ourselves and that’s all we need to know. We are the universe. We are our own Gods and Gurus. We are the future. Right now, 3.4 million desperate Americans have applied for monies promised by their government but at the same time hospitals in New York are still pleading for protective wear……… 3.4 million.

What we can do for ourselves? CovidSurvivalCoach

We have to face the music. We have to buy sensibly and learn to grow and cook things – be they craft, food, art or ideas. Whatever is our leaning. Things are changing. We are getting used to this new normal. There are very sad stories flooding in from all over the world but there are also AMAZING stories of people supporting people. Our Irish Healthcare System for the first time ever has merged. Public and Private hospitals are one. This is fantastic news. Doctors, nurses, orderlies, cooks, cleaners all continuing to present to work. So, the Weaver Bird imagines that reading the HSE Corona Virus Guidelines could be a good idea. Thousands of medical staff here in Ireland have come out of retirement and come home from abroad to fight this pandemic. We can do this. We shall overcome this. We can lean on each – from a distance, of course.

stop“We are all individual, not together and never alone. We are all connected and part of this universe.”
Amy Redmond, written in NYC in 1994 on an old electric typewriter someone lent her.

 

Today’s Anti-Social Media Message 
from Singing Sister Mary Josephine who tells us all to keep washing our hands and to read between the lines, always.sr-joSr. Mary Josephine was actually unavailable on the zoom as she is zooming about her house cleaning little by little, as she doesn’t want to do her feckin back in again, she is also getting organised online like the rest of the world but we did nab her on the phone…..

“I’m a bit rusty alright but I’m not afraid to leave the nunnery, go back to school and grab some of those new skills. Or actually, I might even lose this old bad habit and down the line when that feckin curve is flattened and if I have any skin left on my hands, I might do a bit of responsible travel,” she winks in a curiously gamy fashion for a nun – perhaps she had a nip of brandy?!). “Yah, I might even go to one of those free online universities and do a bit of thinking for meself.”

So after interviewing her here is what this Weaver Bird extrapolated:

Technology Self-Check #CovidSurvivalCoach

You’ve got to monitor your own use of technology. You rule it. It does not rule you. Check once a day for updates to focus you to do your best to keep yourself together each day. That is all we can do.

Media Self-Check #CovidSurvivalCoach

Listening to the news once a day, that should be enough – ah sure have a peek at the headlines of your favourite writers but limit your CONSUMPTION of NewMedia as it is developed only based on the negative slant in order to boost ratings, get clicks.  Shock jock, bullshit journalism, not matter what the politics.

Social Media Self-Check #CovidSurvivalCoach

A lot of people are getting their news through this God-blasted anti-social media nonsense and a a few people are making all the money. Habit is the great deadener as our Mr. Beckett with the scraggly face has said. It is time to break our bad habits, god knows, I try all the time.

Mindset Self-Check #CovidSurvivalCoach

This is NOT a time for choosing sides or playing stupid spin city games with friends or foes on anti-social media. Let’s save this DATA for what is really important. THE FUTURE OF MOTHER NATURE. Forget the ISTS and the ISMS. This is a time, to pause and reflect and recollect ourselves. In order to be really free, we must be in perfect harmony with the way things are, this is not an idea, this is reality. You have seen it. You know this. I know this. The master masters nature, not in the sense of conquering it but in becoming it.

FOR NOW, Let’s attempt to give up all concepts, judgements and desires and allow our minds to grow naturally compassionate.

GET OUT IN NATURE WHEN YOU CAN FOR SHORT PERIODS – NATURE CAN BE LOOKING AT A WEED BURSTING THROUGH CEMENT – for now. WE ARE HERE.

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Poetry, sizzling summer festivals and screenwriting!

billy-collinsI have revised my love for the American poet Billy Collins. Now I adore him. I’ve been working on a personal project this summer which has been consuming a lot of my attention. I am writing writing writing all the time but now I am dedicating my free time to learning the craft of screenwriting. I never forget my true love – poetry – the origin of all great writing and theatre. I’m feeling very fortunate to have stumbled upon the great teaching talent that is Mary Kate O Flanagan. Now there is a person who understands story on the screen. Discussing her work would require another post – or several – which I will get to. Here’s her own website if you are curious. Anyways, earlier in June, I was down at the Festival of Ideas and Writing in Borris, Co. Carlow and I was over the moon the finally hear and see and eventually meet the great poet Billy Collins. As I have most recently been studying story structure his poem Aristotle is so fitting. Have a read.

Aristotle by Billy Collins

This is the beginning.
Almost anything can happen.
This is where you find
the creation of light, a fish wriggling onto land,
the first word of Paradise Lost on an empty page.
Think of an egg, the letter A,
a woman ironing on a bare stage
as the heavy curtain rises.
This is the very beginning.
The first-person narrator introduces himself,
tells us about his lineage.
The mezzo-soprano stands in the wings.
Here the climbers are studying a map
or pulling on their long woolen socks.
This is early on, years before the Ark, dawn.
The profile of an animal is being smeared
on the wall of a cave,
and you have not yet learned to crawl.
This is the opening, the gambit,
a pawn moving forward an inch.
This is your first night with her,
your first night without her.
This is the first part
where the wheels begin to turn,
where the elevator begins its ascent,
before the doors lurch apart.
This is the middle.
Things have had time to get complicated,
messy, really. Nothing is simple anymore.
Cities have sprouted up along the rivers
teeming with people at cross-purposes—
a million schemes, a million wild looks.
Disappointment unshoulders his knapsack
here and pitches his ragged tent.
This is the sticky part where the plot congeals,
where the action suddenly reverses
or swerves off in an outrageous direction.
Here the narrator devotes a long paragraph
to why Miriam does not want Edward’s child.
Someone hides a letter under a pillow.
Here the aria rises to a pitch,
a song of betrayal, salted with revenge.
And the climbing party is stuck on a ledge
halfway up the mountain.
This is the bridge, the painful modulation.
This is the thick of things.
So much is crowded into the middle—
the guitars of Spain, piles of ripe avocados,
Russian uniforms, noisy parties,
lakeside kisses, arguments heard through a wall—
too much to name, too much to think about.
And this is the end,
the car running out of road,
the river losing its name in an ocean,
the long nose of the photographed horse
touching the white electronic line.
This is the colophon, the last elephant in the parade,
the empty wheelchair,
and pigeons floating down in the evening.
Here the stage is littered with bodies,
the narrator leads the characters to their cells,
and the climbers are in their graves.
It is me hitting the period
and you closing the book.
It is Sylvia Plath in the kitchen
and St. Clement with an anchor around his neck.
This is the final bit
thinning away to nothing.
This is the end, according to Aristotle,
what we have all been waiting for,
what everything comes down to,
the destination we cannot help imagining,
a streak of light in the sky,
a hat on a peg, and outside the cabin, falling leaves.
Our next beginners creative writing class begins on September 25, 2018. Read more about it.

Well done to Level 2 Maggots!

What a fun night we had with the beginner actors who are beginners no more!  After successfully finishing Level 1 – a six week course for absolute beginners, they completed five weeks of Level 2 and took to the stage last night. For most of them, it was their first time ever in front of a live audience. They were all very chuffed and rightly so. Celebratory drinks went down well after. What a buzz. Well done all.

Making movies is no longer pie in the sky but the script is all.

typewriterSo we are in Dublin. It’s not Hollywood, Bollywood nor Nollywood – but there are tons of film and television production companies based here and even more directors and producers on the hunt for new material. And one thing we do well in this town is tell a story. People come to Dublin from all over the world to celebrate writers and storytellers and that’s not just in the bars and nightclubs! Yes, what we believe at Act The Maggot is that, with a clear focus and some work, your screen dreams can be realised. In the film world, your short film is your calling card. You can make it yourself with a bunch of friends on a shoestring budget. Hell, you can make it on your phone. You can apply for the RTE Filmbase Short Shots annual competition and if you win that, you can get it made with funding. You have to start somewhere, but you must start with a script. In six short weeks acting the maggot, you can complete your first short film script and get a feel for the whole area. There is enormous pleasure in finishing a written project. In the beginning was the word….Seriously, emerging filmmakers often make the mistake of not spending enough time on the script. The script is all. It’s the blueprint for your film. The road map. So many production details can be ironed out or solved if the script is tight and economical. If you want to read more, take a look at our website and consider signing up for our next six-week course in Temple Bar.

Sold Out!

tootootBoth Sept 14 Level 1 beginners acting class and Sept 7 Level 2 acting class are now completely full. The next Level 1 beginners acting class will run from Nov 2 to Dec 7. Contact us at actthemaggot@gmail.com to book your spot. Our Level 3 acting class will kick off Oct 19 and will finish on Nov 30. There will be another Level 2 class in March 2018. Booking is now open also for Tuesday night classes: Beginners Creative Writing (Sept 26), Beginners Drawing (Sept 26) and Beginners Screenwriting (Oct 3). Get looking and get booking maggots. Places fill fast.

Check out the latest testimonials from the May Beginners’ Acting

BEGINNERS“I absolutely loved every second of it and the teacher was amazing.”

“Exceeded expectations! The teacher was very good at creating a safe space and was very encouraging all the way through. Amazing positive energy!”

“I thoroughly enjoyed the course. Such an amazing teacher and the rest of the class were great fun and very supportive.”

“Very enjoyable. Activities are multiple and various. There is no boring time! I liked it.”

“It was wonderful. So many games to play, so many moments where you could try things out you would never do in normal life. The teacher was so kind, motivating and fun. The group was friendly, tolerant and supporting all the time. We became closer and closer with each session, just because we shared one passion: Escape yourself for two hours and feel as free as a child again.”

If you are interested in joining our next beginners acting class contact us at actthemaggot@gmail.com or 087 3744926 and we will see if there is a place for you.

Charlie Chaplin’s poetry

screen-shot-2017-06-08-at-11-52-33Gifted comic, dancer, actor, writer, filmmaker, director and so much more. He even began the first union for artists in Hollywood!. Not many of us know that Charlie Chaplin wrote poetry as well as all of his other talents. Have a read here of his amazing poem on self love.

Final call for Summer Creative Writing. Book today!

scribblertuesdaysWant to work on some of your ideas or generate fresh ones with a fun group? Spice up your summer with this great creative writing class for beginners. Generate some sparkle this summer by tapping into your creative side of a Tuesday! Our next 6-week Beginners’ Creative Writing Course is open for booking now. It will take place in Temple Bar on Tuesday, June 6th, 2017 and runs until Tuesday, July 11th, 2017. All classes will be from 7.30-9.30pm – €180 per course.

“I loved the course. Niall was amazing as were the other participants and I revived my thirst for writing. I went in with an idea I had started writing about. It was due to our “non-compulsory” homework for the course that a TV show proposal I wrote ended up getting commissioned for a pilot by a TV station. Everyone had different interests, which is what made it so much fun and it was really laid back. Couldn’t recommend it more to get your creative juices flowing. I did it for the craic and it delivered big time.”

If you have any queries or want to book your place, email us at actthemaggot@gmail.com

Try our Summer Acting class!

BEGINNERSC’mon, folks! You better book fast. Places are quickly disappearing on the new Summertime Act The Maggot class!
For more information on this fun acting class have a read of this and like our Facebook page to get updates. Call us at 01 4967021 or 087 374 4926 or actthemaggot@gmail.com to book your place. Our six-week classes cost €180.

Want to spice up your summer? Why not Act The Maggot!

BEGINNERSC’mon, folks! You know you want to. Inject some serious silly in to your summer. Everyone who does it says they want to do it all over again. Yes! Act The Maggot is the popular six-week acting class in Temple Bar especially designed for complete beginners, returnees or late bloomers! It’s so much fun. You better book fast. Places disappear quickly on the Summertime Act The Maggot class! Read our testimonials here and take a look at our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages. Each six-week course cost €180. For more information on this fun acting class have a read. Call us on 087 374 4926 or actthemaggot@gmail.com to book your place.